- I'm a tortoise shell guinea pig
- My name's Isis
- I have a sister named May
- I was born January 5th 2012
- May and I were adopted by Zoë's family on Febuary 12, 2012
- Zoë's my owner
- I like being pet
- I have a nice cage
- I love cantaloupe (this isn't so basic, but it's true!)